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"I don't think I've ever been critical of the money Douglas Adams makes, especially since, as has been tactfully pointed out, I myself have had to change banks having filled the first one up."

Terry Pratchett 

Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!

"If men can run the world why can't they stop wearing ties. How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"

Linda Ellerbee 

"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people."

Lucille S. Harper 

"Scars can come in handy. I have one just above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."

Albus Dumbledore  

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

Douglas Adams 

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans."

Ronald Reagan 

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."

Henry David Thoreau 

"When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong."

Buckminster Fuller 

"Apparently the mail server I'm set to use is completely down and switched off at this very moment. They have no idea how come I can access the server at all, let alone why I'm getting the particular error codes that I am. My computer has a psychic connection to the net. It totally rocks!"

Claire Bickell 
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