 "Proof that assembly language rots the brain" |
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"Hahahahahahaha, you use Outlook! "
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Steven Gross
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Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 923 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!
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"Have me, I'm a love albatross!"
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Edward Elizabeth Hitler
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"Life just isn't like the movies is it? We're constantly led to believe in resolution in the re-establishment of the ideal status quo, and it's just not true. Happy endings are a myth. Designed to make us feel better about the fact that life is just a thankless struggle."
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Tim Bisley
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"Gmail is temporarily unavailable. Cross your fingers and try again in a few minutes. We're sorry for the inconvenience."
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Google Mail error
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"God, I love your problems Louise, they're always so trivial. Makes me feel like I'm living inside 'Sabrina The Teenage Witch'"
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Janet Keogh
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"Oh Brain, I'm turning out to be just like my mother - all white and covered in fur!"
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Pinky
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"If you haven't cried, your eyes can't be beautiful."
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Sophia Loren
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"I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp on your day."
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Kryten
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"Our lives are different to anybody else's. That's the exciting thing. Nobody in the universe can do what we're doing."
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The Doctor
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