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"Most presidential memoirs are dull and self-serving. I hope mine are interesting and self-serving."

Bill Clinton 
T.M.R'S WORKSTATION :: QUOTES 

Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!

"I don't want to hear a forming burp going past my house on a Sunday afternoon, with someone dressed like a Power Ranger! I don't want that!"

Jeremy Clarkson 

"The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."

Woody Allen 

"Sleep is for tortoises."

The Doctor 

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

Groucho Marx 

"Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious and anything self-conscious is lousy. You cannot try to do things. You simply must do things."

Ray Bradbury 

"The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won't let me turn the traction control off!"

Jeremy Clarkson 

"I'm gonna have to explain all this to my nine year old boy. [makes a face] Who's ten I've just remembered!"

Jeremy Clarkson 

"My stories run up and bite me on the leg-I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off."

Ray Bradbury 
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