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"You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it."
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Richard Hammond
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Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 132K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!
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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
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Woody Allen
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"Losers, we're just a bunch of losers!"
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The Cuban Boys
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"Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big. No fee is too big!"
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Doctor Peter Venkman
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"I am not a loony. I am a visionary."
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Richard Baker
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"Milton Keynes - Satan's lay-by."
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Bill Bailey
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"Disturb... educate... illuminate... activate!"
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The Cuban Boys
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"Are you sure this is what they want? (It'd better be!)"
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Chris Tarrant (and the other Four Bucketeers)
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"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
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Plato
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