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"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep and the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice and somewhere else the tea is getting cold."

The Doctor 
T.M.R'S WORKSTATION :: QUOTES 

Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!

"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."

Woody Allen 

"An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer."

Fred Allen 

"I've had to hold back certain things for legal reasons, or just out of common decency, but I think autobiography has got to be selected confessions, hasn't it? I could have said jolly things about some of the dreadful people I've spent my life with, but it would have been a cheat."

Tom Baker 

"I am a driving god!"

Richard Hammond 

"Monty Python was well-known for pushing and breaking comedy taboos and raising a stir... we were also the first show to do cannibalism as a schtick."

Graham Chapman 

"One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding on to for years."

Bill Hicks 

"I said as much to Peter Jackson when I was in Auckland last month. I explained what a valuable property DW could be, the scope of the series, my willingness to accept a smallish advance from the right producer/director... ...and then his butler opened the door and told me to stop shouting through the letter box."

Terry Pratchett 

"That is the dematerializing control. And that, over yonder, is the horizontal hold. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy. Now please stop bothering me."

The Doctor 
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