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"Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food."

Michael Levine 

Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!

"I had to have counseling. She said i had cynophobia; I was seven years old, I thought 'great, now I'm frightened of bamboo as well'."

Tim Bisley 

"Agh, you always say that. Don't open that door, don't fly into that sun... Come on, this is probably the way out anyway."


"The only league I'm in is the Jersey city bowling league and we ain't no threat to nobody."


"Death is inevitable, but Life - that's the tricky bit where things happen."

Simon Travaglia 

"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."

Woody Allen 

"Itís no good just putting up with a routine because you sweated blood over it - if it doesnít work then it has to go."

Andrew Braybrook 

"It would absolutely suck if you paid a few bucks for a book only to find that on the first page it said, 'Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after' and the rest of the book was blank."

Simon Travaglia 

"It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself."

Muhammad Ali 
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