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"She spent twelve thousand pounds on a caravan so she can go to a field and defecate in a bucket!"

Jeremy Clarkson 

Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!

"Find out what your hero or heroine wants, and when he or she wakes up in the morning, just follow him or her all day."

Ray Bradbury 

"It isn't DIY until you draw blood."

Steven Gross 

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

Albert Einstein 

"I don't like snow, I hate being cold, I hate outdoor pursuits, I hate the idea that I've got to 'push my body to find the limit,' I can't stand this stupid clothing that makes this rustling noise when you move all the time, and I hate the zips, and the toggles, and all the pockets, and that and I hate your stupid truck."

James May 

"Hey Scully, do you believe in an afterlife?" "I'd settle for a life in this one."

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully 

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."

Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut 

"Names are what people sometimes use to excuse their thoughts and actions towards you."

Simon Travaglia 

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

Dan Quayle 
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