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"So you see, the scene was set, okay? It would be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage in a private plane versus me in a car."
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Jeremy Clarkson
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Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!
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"Scars can come in handy. I have one just above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."
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Albus Dumbledore
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"The problem with the Morgan is it's just a car they forgot to stop making in the forties."
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James May
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"Unless I have been sorely misinformed, supermodels are powerless to resist a man with illuminated doorsills."
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Richard Hammond
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"I mean, it's a fact; sure as day follows night, sure as eggs is eggs, sure as every odd-numbered Star Trek movie is sh*t."
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Tim Bisley
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"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."
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Margaret Thatcher
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"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
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George Carlin
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"People whose concept of ancient history is the first series of Star Trek may be treated with patience, because it's usually not their fault they were reduced to getting their education from school."
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Terry Pratchett
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"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
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George Washington Carver
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