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"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you, that's the killer."
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Jeremy Clarkson
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Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!
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"Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats."
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Woody Allen
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"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
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Arthur Schopenhauer
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"You and I are scientists, Professor. We buy our privilege to experiment at the cost of total responsibility."
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The Doctor
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"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"
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The Doctor
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"The thing is, I think I'm right in saying that I have never completed a single journey, anywhere there and back, in it ever. Which must make it the most unreliable car... ever made. In fact, if you've got a more unreliable one, write to us at 'Actually I've Got a Peugeot' BBC Top Gear, London W12."
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Jeremy Clarkson
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"Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night."
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Isaac Asimov
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"When the afterburner lights, I haven't got 5,000 horsepower: I've got 10,000 horsepower, and possibly the biggest accident you've ever seen in your life."
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Richard Hammond
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"I had to dress up as an elderly Israeli woman once."
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Mike Watt
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