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"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat."

Rule 46, Oxford Union Society 

Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!

"The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

Murray Walker 

"No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why."

Mignon McLaughlin 

"He's just treating me the way kids are supposed to treat adults, with contempt and derision."


"Scientists should not be allowed to play God. Brian Blessed would be much better."

The Onion 

"If it's all going to be whipping and screaming and leather and restraints then obviously... I'm on!"

Richard Richard 

"Anything invented before your fifteenth birthday is the order of nature. That's how it should be. Anything invented between your 15th and 35th birthday is new and exciting, and you might get a career there. Anything invented after that day, however, is against nature and should be prohibited."

Douglas Adams 

"We were then taught how to erect a tent. Our instructor was a former Special Forces soldier who arrived with a pixelated face... and he was very bossy."

Jeremy Clarkson 

"How rubbish is this thing if I can't even lift a chocolate bar to my face without it crashing into a mountain?"

Richard Hammond 
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