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"The Mariott hotel group is under the impression that you can make a drinkable cup of tea using the hotel room's coffee perculator, a complimentary tea-bag, a thing of creamer, and a sort of a small cut off plastic straw. The Marriott hotel group is wrong."

Neil Gaiman 

Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!

"'They can ta'k our live but they can never ta'k our freedom!' Now there's a battle cry not designed by a clear thinker..."

Terry Pratchett 

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."

George Bernard Shaw 

"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

Henny Youngman 

"The thing about Tom Clancy is that you can start reading a Tom Clancy book when the plane takes off in London and you're still reading it when the plane lands in Sidney. And then you can use it to beat snakes to death."

Terry Pratchett 

"Never underestimate the procrastination of IT managers."

Oliver White 

"Be sure I'd really rather have no passion at all, it's very cleansing for the soul to have no passion at all."

The Cuban Boys 

"Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories."

Arthur C. Clarke 

"The next award is for the Gas Guzzler of the year. And the nominations are: The Range Rover sport, which achieved eight miles to the gallon. The Bugatti Veyron, which achieved four miles to the gallon. And Hemel Hempstead. That actually used up 60 million gallons of fuel, didn't move an inch!"

Jeremy Clarkson 
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