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"Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end."

Stephen Hawking 

Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."

Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut 

"Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't come to yours."

Yogi Berra 

"It has become so complicated to fly nowadays that sometimes I believe only a terrorist could get through an airport."

Eric Idle 

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin 

"Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it."

Groucho Marx 

"Disturb... educate... illuminate... activate!"

The Cuban Boys 

"Actors are able to trick themselves into treating anything as if it's fantastic. It's a kind of madness really."

Tom Baker 

"Was it the Tooth Fairy? Or, hey, maybe it was Santa! Let's face it, anyone who employs slave gangs of midgets in a Nordic sweatshop and only works one night a year must be well dodgy."

Cochrane Chambers 
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