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Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!
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"All we'd done on the way to Dorset is crash into things, bicker, get cautioned by the police, cause a lot of jams, have a puncture, clear up some dog sick, have a noisy disgusting picnic at the side of the road and get stuck."
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Jeremy Clarkson
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"Right, the battery is discharging, the oil temperature is very high, the oil pressure is very low, the engine temperature is off the end of the scale, I'm running out of petrol, but the clock is correct!"
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James May
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"It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too."
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Douglas Adams
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"You know, the only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs... is ballistics glass."
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Adam Savage
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"Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell but I've been seen with Farah."
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Colt Seavers
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"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
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James Branch Cabell
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"Bill, I don't do Windows."
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Ray Bradbury
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"I said as much to Peter Jackson when I was in Auckland last month. I explained what a valuable property DW could be, the scope of the series, my willingness to accept a smallish advance from the right producer/director... ...and then his butler opened the door and told me to stop shouting through the letter box."
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Terry Pratchett
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