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"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"

The Doctor 

Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!

"And, boy, was today exciting...I went to the dentist and had a filling replaced! Whoo, this rockstar life is so endlessly exciting. And I got to do a whole syringe full of novocaine! And they say that rock and roll debauchery is a thing of the past...they've obviously never seen me in the dentist chair with a big needle pumping novocaine into my jaw."


"I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

Douglas Adams 

"There's no such thing as 'facts of life'. Only standing theories that haven't been disproved as of yet."

Simon Travaglia 

"My stories run up and bite me on the leg-I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off."

Ray Bradbury 

"Jesus not only saves - he also frequently makes backups."


"If you cut me do I not cry like a girl, if you ignore me do I not get all depressed and stuff and have to eat ice cream until you call me again?"

Steven Gross 

"The Mariott hotel group is under the impression that you can make a drinkable cup of tea using the hotel room's coffee perculator, a complimentary tea-bag, a thing of creamer, and a sort of a small cut off plastic straw. The Marriott hotel group is wrong."

Neil Gaiman 

"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them."

Ray Bradbury 
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