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"Even in five years time, he will still be four years younger than Damon Hill."

Murray Walker 

Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!

"Because I am a bad girl, people always automatically think that I am a bad girl. Or that I carry a dark secret with me or that I'm obsessed with death. The truth is that I am probably the least morbid person one can meet. If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do."

Angelina Jolie 

"It is true that assembly code is more difficult to write, but am I designing a game for my convenience, or to deliver the best possible experience to the player? It is no coincidence that programmers who design with their own convenience as their top priority often end up with crappy games."

Eugene Jarvis 

"And now, excuse me while I interrupt myself."

Murray Walker 

"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."

Mae West 

"You really believe in a man who's helped to save the world twice? With the power to transform his physical appearance? An alien who travels through time and space... in a police box?"

Elizabeth Shaw 

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"

The Doctor 

"The engine's at the wrong end, yeah... so what? Sure, it's a flaw, but it's a flaw like Cindy Crawford's mole, J Lo's enormous buttocks. It's become its defining feature. It's the whole point of the car."

Richard Hammond 

"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."

Robert Orben 
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