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Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!
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"Beer commercials are so patriotic: 'Made the American Way.' What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?"
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Evelyn Waugh
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"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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Isaac Asimov
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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
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Groucho Marx
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"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them."
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Ray Bradbury
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"You also get a funny little noise from the waste gate when you take your foot off the accelerator. It sounds like squirrels are being pushed into the engine... that's what this is, it's a squirrel mincer."
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Jeremy Clarkson
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"The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read."
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Abraham Lincoln
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"Eternal damnation awaits anyone who questions God's unconditional love."
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Bill Hicks
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"I'm referred to, I see, as 'the biggest banker in modern publishing'. Now there's a line that needed the celebrated Guardian proof-reading."
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Terry Pratchett
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