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"Geeks are the second best paid people in the world, the first to be blamed for technical problems, and the only reason why civilization doesn't crumble around your ears!"
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Illiad
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Since the site has that random quote feature at the bottom of the menu and the "database" of quotes is getting rather lengthy now, using up around 135K of space on the server and containing a total of 924 quotes here's a chance to see eight of them at once, selected totally at random (so yes, that does mean that the same quote will sometimes appear more than once but it's not a bug... honest!) for your reading pleasure. Reload the page if you'd like some more where these came from and please note that some of these quotes are of an adult nature and the more sensitive amongst you may want to look away now!
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"That's no way to get me working, giving me money. You want me to work you keep me hungry!"
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Dave Gorman
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"Eight minutes past the hour here in Belgium - and presumably eight minutes past the hour everywhere in the world."
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Murray Walker
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"You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for."
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Eddie Izzard
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"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."
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Eddie Izzard
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"For me the retrogaming movement is more than just nostalgia of misty eyed Gen X'ers. It's a reaction to the current graphical overkill, the simulation obsessed gaming environment of the late 90s. In our quest for absolute graphical realism, we have forgotten the basics of gaming."
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Eugene Jarvis
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"Rimmer, people who say 'har har' have no sense of humour, they just can't think of a witty retort."
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David Lister
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"There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write."
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Terry Pratchett
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"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
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Woody Allen
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